Here Are The Absolute Funniest Weekend Tweets

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Here Are The Absolute Funniest Weekend Tweets

Chelsea Stewart

Sun, January 18, 2026 at 3:58 PM UTC

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For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.

Also, be sure to follow these users if you like their tweets!

1.

Tweet by user P33SOUP says they accidentally reposted an old Instagram post and blocked the person, using crying emojis
@P33SOUP / Via x.com

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2.

A person uses a laptop with a map on screen while the seatback screen also shows a map on a plane
@pyroxiumn / Via x.com

3.

tweet that says asked my cousin to pick up samosas for a dinner i’m hosting he asked how many people i said 11 he brought 11 samosas
@P33SOUP / Via x.com

4.

Tweet that says i yawned in the club last night and my homegirl looked at me and said don’t piss me off
@mskmalibu / Via x.com

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5.

A tweet humorously explaining bear with me can mean be patient or the zoo heist was a success
@mariana057 / Via x.com

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6.

@damiansszn / Via Twitter: @damiansszn

7.

Person tweets about a driver's license with a scribbled signature that is hard to read
@c0mmandderr / Via x.com

8.

Tweet by Mo Supreme says and for the lady perhaps a gun
@fruitpibble / Via x.com

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9.

A digital clock displays 8:18 a.m. while resting on a still-boxed bedside table
@_Hybreed_ / Via x.com

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10.

@twink_kj_apa / TLC / Via Twitter: @twink_kj_apa

11.

Lil Wayne with locs making a surprised expression against a windy backdrop
@Callunc / I AM ATHLETE / Via x.com

12.

Tweet that says overheard my wife tell our cat to go find something to do
@acechhh / Via x.com

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13.

Tweet that says a pregnant virgin I can believe BUT 3 wise men
@DESI0RE / Via x.com

14.

Tweet screenshot showing a person wearing shoes with steam emerging
@ItalianFiesta / @fidg4e / Via x.com

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15.

Two photos show an apple eaten around the edges, leaving a circular core with bite marks
@imfynerthanfyne / Via x.com

16.

Tweet jokingly claims a $1.3M tax refund after self-filing
@gloccnem / Via x.com

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17. Finally:

Tweet showing a man wiping his face
@literallyme_0 / Via x.com

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